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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

AND HIDE IN A HOLE

I’LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT AND SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN

I’M MAKING A LIST

OF PEOPLE I HATE

WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT

VOLDEMORT IS COMING TO TOWN.

I’LL SNEAK IN WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR FACE

AND IF YOU SAY MY NAME OUT LOUD

I’LL STEAL YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE! OH! 

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justthenewkid:

emmaalaina:

mclainiac2011:

awkward-aeries:

sweatercider:

valjeanvaljean:

alohisha:

i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

OH MY GOD. D E A D. DDDDEEEEEAAAAADDDDD

BAHAHHAHA OMG. BEST STORY EVER.

I think this just made my day.

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  • TYPE YOUR NAME:

    matthew

  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW:

    matthew

  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:

    matthew

  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN:

    matthewe

  • SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD:

    About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

starllex:

PSA:

When your child is trying to talk to you about something, listen first, then say what you need to. 

Nothing pisses a child off more when their parents try to demean them by screaming over what they have to say. 

phazerblast:

new favorite gif.

phazerblast:

new favorite gif.

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.
GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.
LET ME REPEAT THAT.
GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

jamietheignorantamerican:

jacketlizard:

battroid:

takeawaygirl:

thegreatdesutree:

Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg

holy FUCK watch that video

i just watched that video (and the part 2). unbelievable

I’m like 7 minutes in and jesus christ

HOLY BALLS, I SAW THE FULL EPISODE ABOUT THIS TRAIN-WRECK OF A RESTAURANT.

GORDON RAMSAY LEFT THE RESTAURANT WITHOUT CHANGING IT BECAUSE HE SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY THE PLACE AND IT’S OWNERS.

LET ME REPEAT THAT.

GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY SAID HE WAS SCARED AND DISTURBED BY HOW VICIOUS THE OWNERS ARE.

ameliaapond:

HA HA AMERICA

you have pop quizzes

in australia when you’re a senior you need to have at least 2 weeks notification on any test or assignment

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psychedelicshop:


BLACKLIGHT POSTER: STARRY NIGHTS by M. COLLIER
(via Psychedelic Wallpapers, Posters, Cards & Postcards)

psychedelicshop:

BLACKLIGHT POSTER: STARRY NIGHTS by M. COLLIER

(via Psychedelic Wallpapers, Posters, Cards & Postcards)

anythingphotography:

Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik Johansson

Erik Johansen’s pictures are worth more than a thousand words. The German born, Swedish based photographer enjoys nothing more than manipulating the mind with his tantalizing visual imagery. His vivid imagination and surreal forms create brilliant pictures of surreal moments, all with a hint of the believable. Originally a computer engineering student, Johansson currently works on personal projects as well as commissioned ones.

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iam2kewl:

marina-del-cyrus:

mmileyy:

THIS SONG WAS MAH JAMM

STILL DOES

is that Michael Jackson?

iam2kewl:

marina-del-cyrus:

mmileyy:

THIS SONG WAS MAH JAMM

STILL DOES

is that Michael Jackson?